February 2012
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via lungs-)
Theoretically Brilliant: On the ME3 multiplayer... →
dalyn-aurelius:
sanityscraps:
antivian:
princesscheesecake:
unidentifiedspoon:
I decided to finally start using voice chat and warned a guy when he was getting snuck up on by a Phantom. Here’s what happened…
“thanks man—oh my god wait you’re a girl”
“holy shit what…
Musedays: Deranged →
mondaymuse:
I’ve been sitting here for years
But the ground moved underneath me
Changing me
But I’m still the same.
I see my relentless fears
Surging forward just to catch me
To catch me
They still don’t know my name.
I’m holding in my tears
As they threaten to drown me
Yet still
No one…
